Ken went away on business recently. I sent him an “I miss you, sweety” email and I got an immediate response.
It was an “I am out of the office” automatic response message, which apparently gives him a free pass to not respond to anything work related while he is gone.
I have decided that I would like to make a t-shirt or a sign that has an automatic response on it. I would like for it to say something like this:
“Thank you for making your request (and thank you for not using whiney words). Momma is out of the office right now. She will get back to you as soon as she returns. Please walk away. This is an automated response so repeating your request louder will not help.”
I think I could sell them and make lots.
I’ll buy one, umm, actually 2! Send me a bill!
I will buy said shirt.
That is great. I could be your DFW representative and you would have quite a business going! Lookee there…you’re already a chain!